Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Draft Rankings

First things first...here's a good little video:  www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfXl3oyUHw


Now here's the good stuff...this year's Draft Breakdown.  Based on the projected fantasy points for each team starting lineups without any bias...here's the draft rankings (FROM WORSE TO BEST):

14.  Crance - However, if the draft analysis was based on the cutest guy drafted, Lance would rank number one with his Nate Kaeding pic.  Plus, I think Lance has post of the year so far on his "Slow" jerk post.  Hilarious.
13.  KGB - Josh stayed true to form by picking up a Cincinnati Bengal player and also by taking shots at Sean's Vah J.J.  
12. Boone - Inaugural draft and apparently his first time using the computer proved deadly for rookie comer Iced Americano (which is apparently a coffee drink - cool name).
11.  Bastardos - Sean should have definitely been the worst with his Chad Pennington pick in the beginning of the 3rd round.  Are you kidding me???  Even Steve the Dolphin-Doinker wouldn't have picked up Pennington in the 13th round!
10.  Seal - The one thing Seal did do well...is pick up Minnesota's defense before Tom did.  Plus, seriously, how could he get any worse this year?  Sorry Mike...but you won 1 game last year.
9.  Tom - Usually known for his incredible drafts and clever posts, Tom screwed the pooch this year.  However, look for Matt Forte to have an Adrian Peterson'esque year considering Tom's luck.
8.  Steve - Too many Dolphins.  Only think the Dolphins are good for is Ace Ventura and the extra kick in BumbleBee tuna.
7.  Brooks - Have to admire the audacity to take on Tyler's burden of having Eli Manning at the helm.  
6.  Andy - Typical rookie pick up early with Mendehall and token Redskin pick up with Santana Moss.
5.  Abe - You all remember Hightower from the Police Academy movies...he was awesome.  I wonder whatever happened to him.
4.  Drew - Still can't believe Marion slipped to me at #11...but seriously, is Kitna or Aaron Rogers going to be reliable?
3.  Garrett - Why is Garrett so good every frickin' year at fantasy football and why is it that he is so awesome?
2.  Bryan - Returning champ looking to repeat (first one to repeat in league history)
1.  Tyler - Apparently he's the team to beat...but he's got to get past me week one!

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